sinagogue:

those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends

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• me: forgets to hold alt down while reblogging
• me: dying whale noise

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

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wanderlust:

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

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how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair

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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

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shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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transboyblues:

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

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